February 2012
460 posts
“BorowitzReport: I hope winning that Oscar makes Iran want to produce more movies, because then they’ll have to get along with Jews.”
jimrome: Twitter is like a car. Don’t tweet if you’re angry, emotional or drunk.”
“BorowitzReport: Ben and Jerry’s new “Borowitz-sanity” ice cream has chunks of Jew Jew Bees in it. Offensive?”
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RT @NBA_LatestNews: Celtics trading Rajon Rondo and Jermaine O’Neal for Pau Gasol if Lakers sign Rasheed Wallace.”
some people should get two Facebook accounts… One for each face
“BorowitzReport: Live tweeting #Oscars tonight, but I’m going to be silent all day. I’ve heard that’s how you win Best Picture.”
—http://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/173754664943226880
Adam Sandler Shatters Awards Season Record: http://huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/25/adam-sandler-razzie-nominations-jack-and-jill_n_1301754.html
“netw3rk: Pro-tip: If you dunk in the dark, nobody will see it.”
rt@rockportrait: Australia granted 7257 marriage visas last year, 207 to 17yo’s. Of the children, half were Lebanese, some Vietnamese. http://t.co/dpv24YP7”
rt@Molly_Kats: You’re goddamn right I bought the ‘Mortal Kombat’ soundtrack.”
Barkleys says knicks makin lin do too much →
http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-02-24/spor... →
Lol.lin parents in kiss cam…but on smart phones
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/20... →
Damn jeremy lin since warriors gained 12 pounds and added 4inches to verticle since warriors
Espn uses gook again lol →
rt@fisheggtree: The local Cambodian-run ‘Disney’ store seems to seel everything but Disney products. http://t.co/5W4ysfgv”
“basquiatball: Dunk idea: Actually dunk Kevin Hart”
“BryanDFischer: RT @pourmecoffee: Time to go our separate ways, NBA Dunk Contest. It’s not you, it’s me. Okay, it’s you.”
Jope budinger kicks puff daddy in the face on the dunk
“NotBillWalton: The intro for the Sprite Dunk participants was a lot like the Heat intro for Lebron and Bosh. An over the top exercise of the Ringless.”
rt@TheNoLookPass: Kevin Hart? RT @langwhitaker I predict someone named Kevin will win the Three-Point Shootout.”
Prince?
Rt@FilmmakerMag: Best Cinematography at the #SpiritAwards went to “The Artist.”“
Rt@caleglendening: Does Spike Lee direct movies anymore? Or does he just go to Knicks games?”
“TedHope: Holymoly! Kickstarter Expects to Provide More Funding Than the National Endowment for the Arts This Year http://t.co/qWuJ7Gt6”
—http://twitter.com/TedHope/status/173419387615846400
rt@MorganCWilliams: “Run TMC” was looking more “Jog TMC”… Maybe “Brisk Walk TMC”“
“samanthaxtran: MEN: Do not send a girl flowers after only meeting her a couple of times. It’s scary not flattering. #mythbuster #psycho #scary #turnoffs”
—http://twitter.com/samanthaxtran/status/173275318063345664
“mrdavehill: One thing a lot people don’t know is I got sand in my pockets. You come at me- bam!- you’re blind!”
“AsAmNews: Time: Navy Seals seek to recruit more #Asian Am/ minorities. Say can’t be as effective being an all white unit. http://t.co/6WNuibhE”
rt@elonjames: Often when people assume I’m gay it’s because of awesome things…”You dress nicely” “You’re sensitive…” “you dont actively hate women…”“
“caleglendening: Kia dunks over Blake Griffin. http://t.co/cPkeMpjc”
—http://twitter.com/caleglendening/status/173215535532736512
“Halestormsports: Kobe Bryant single at #AllStarWeekend guard your Becky”
“stackmack: Kevin Hart is like that annoying fly you can’t quite catch with the your fly swatter.”
“SLAMonline: http://t.co/rN8XfhIc: Kicks: Jeremy Lin’s Nike Hyperfuse Rising Stars Game PE http://t.co/7kDUxIV4 #sneakers @jlin7”
—http://twitter.com/SLAMonline/status/173219377922064384
rt@haonhien: Pearl Jam sings “Jeremy (Lin)” http://t.co/XvzuE7SC -
Rt@hoopedup: Baron Davis: 0-7, 0 FTA. He’s probably Lin’s biggest fan right about now.
Aussies…dont muss this…hilarious comedian
“jimjefferies: april 14th im playing sydney. one night only http://t.co/ULI8YL26 http://t.co/NqZdvAfC”
—http://twitter.com/jimjefferies/status/172846743610863616
I root for all things ming na!! rt@MingNa: #Knicks vs Heat game about to start! GO KNICKS! I always live rooting for the underdogs!
rt@perrychen: This game is already amazing
no linsanity?? Rt@sarsee: My whole Facebook timeline = engagements, weddings & babies. Gone are the days of slutty drunken club pics & cheap vacays”
sadlt, I will :(( jose3030: Knicks @ Heat & Lakers @ Thunder on TNT 2nite. You will not want to miss these gamea
This whole winning the lottery plan is taking a lot longer than I expected. @chopper4jk
MY NINJA!: The Mighty Fifty Presents: MY LINJA! →
myninjaclothing:
Last Sunday, we had the chance to work with The Mighty Fifty. With all the Jeremy Lin videos going around, we decided to make our own featuring our MY LINJA! tank. This video is a simple tribute to a kid who took the world by storm. Jeremy Lin TRANSCENDS CULTURE.
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